00:00 - 00:03 | Citizen is gathering their troops and marching to here. |
00:04 - 00:05 | They have a large force. |
00:05 - 00:07 | They seem to be on the move to where we are. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Their force is quite intimidating. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Unless we take drastic measures, they will be unstoppable. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Move our troops to cockblock Naggy and Vox. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Then block Cazic Thule if necessary. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | they.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Citizen has already killed Naggy and Vox and are moving to Fear. |
00:34 - 00:36 | There was nothing we could do. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room of all boxes, alts and mage armies. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Someone tell me why we left Ragefire to get in this mess? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was assured of victory! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I want Dima's head on a spike! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And that general Citizen has, name is Machen. |
01:29 - 01:31 | What kind of name is that? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Sounds like a micro brew! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Do we have anyone that can lead a raid? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Hell, find me a micro brew! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Our troops just aren't motivated. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Motivated? Then strip them of all DKP! |
01:46 - 01:48 | If we do that, they will go AWOL or desert. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then shoot them in the back! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Twice! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I am sick and tired of Citizen! |
01:57 - 02:00 | What kind of name is that for a guild anyway? |
02:00 - 02:03 | But they continue to kick our ass! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I can hear Dima laughing at me as we speak. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I hear they write songs about him. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Does anyone write songs about me? |
02:17 - 02:21 | No, I am stuck with my mage armies that don't know the difference between South and North Karana.. |
02:27 - 02:29 | What did I do to deserve this? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Why couldn't we have raided back in 1999 |
02:34 - 02:36 | when everyone was noobs. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And I hear that Citizen actually has women. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Real women, not the neckbeards we have pretending they are women. |
02:48 - 02:53 | How perverted has our guild have to be |
02:54 - 02:56 | to compete? |
02:56 - 02:59 | But that's the point isn't it? We aren't competing. |
03:00 - 03:02 | We are pretending that being first doesn't matter. |
03:04 - 03:07 | He didn't mean you were a neckbeard. |
03:14 - 03:16 | If you aren't number one, you are road kill. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we should recruit Dojii. Even he |
03:25 - 03:26 | would be better than the clowns we have. |
03:31 - 03:33 | No, I would shoot him. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I do not want to surrender, but choice will we have? |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe Dima will have Mercy. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully Mein Fuhrer. |
04:00 - 04:05 | The End |