| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Army Navy Game will be held in Philadelphia |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will bring the band and cheerleaders |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here to motivate the corps |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We plan on having an alumni section near the corps |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have reserved you a box seat |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, I want to have a good view |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of when we beat Navy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My General |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Keenan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Keenan Reynolds will be playing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | against us December 12th |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a Squid, Navy fan or applied to and got rejected from Navy get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why can't we ever win! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every year it's another navy win! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's like they're are always one step ahead |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh what are we going to do now? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everything is a mistake |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dont get me started on that Malmquist |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then that damned pillow fight almost ruined our reputation |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Need I remind you those cheerleaders back in the day! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my general we can make a new better spirit video |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How!! They make ten for our one! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My general, we could abduct Rylan Touhy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you fool how do you abduct a midshipman |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are too well trained |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | look what happened |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | when we abducted MIDN Leia |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | CNO Kanobi kicked me into a pool |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Football is bad enough but in every sport they beat us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then they put us further down with their intellect |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It gets worse and worse every time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | then they have a town that loves them while we are in the middle of nowhere! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and what about our dress greys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | no wonder we're called whoops |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we look like flying monkeys |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | monkeys |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am not a Commandant of a corps of monkeys |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we should have stuck with black knights |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | at least that sounded cool |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want to change our brand again entirely |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and find out whose idea it was |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok, we all thought it was good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have something to confess... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its almost too hard to say |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I applied, to the Navy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I got turned away, I just wanted to be a pilot |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and now I'm stuck here at west point. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | UNDEN14BLE |
