| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hitler I have incredible news! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This will make your nipples get hard |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and you'll have an orgasm |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cookiezi has been unbanned and has already gotten an S on image material |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He's dropping all the top players on their foreheads and giving them cancer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can't we just send in Axarious to fuck him up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And rrtyui will fuck him too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | rrtyui |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | rrtyui is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | rrtyui isn't in OWC this year and Japan lost |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All the osu players are going crazy and having titty attacks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everone who isn't a supporter get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHERE THE FUCK IS RRTYUI |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | TELL THAT JAP KID TO GET OFF HIS ASS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this gay bullshit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I spent money on osu banner for Nigeria to win! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND NOW THE COOKIE MONSTER IS UNBANNED? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | RRTYI NEEDS TO STOP WORKING RICE FIELDS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND NOW KOREA IS GONNA SHIT ON JAPAN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but we still have axarious and he can ss every song |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP axarious lives in a weaaboo country |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but weaaboos are 70% of osu commmunity |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK YOUR GAY BODYPILLOW SHIT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK YOUR TEAMS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What will be |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the reaction of osu players |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when i tell them that their god is unbanned |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | korea hasn't won in forever and now cookie will give everyone autism |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he is too good for all the players |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it makes me want to drink bleach |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and all you do is hope that axarious makes a miracle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what about rafis he can shit on people |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he is my nigga |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that motherfucker beat hvick |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | you all are downies |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you are all autistic downsyndrome roblox players |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now axarious is the only person who can beat him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | whoever unbanned him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will feed your dick to your dog |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | on a sheshkabab |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay, he'll only feed him half |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i quit this game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i fucking quit life |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i'm depressed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ill ddos your moms toaster |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | im gonna throw your cat in a washing machine with clorox |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | tell bill gates i quit osu |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck your genital warts |
