00:00 - 00:03 | We'll have fooled everyone in a few centuries |
00:04 - 00:05 | All will follow our religion here |
00:05 - 00:07 | and here and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | Perfect plan |
00:12 - 00:15 | We begin by making up a story |
00:17 - 00:19 | We set the story in a real place |
00:19 - 00:21 | Then it is more convincing |
00:24 - 00:26 | The problem is then it can be investigated and proved false |
00:27 - 00:28 | The lie will be found out |
00:31 - 00:33 | Better to have it in a magical invisible place - say heaven |
00:34 - 00:36 | Real places can be fact-checked |
00:53 - 00:58 | Will all those who believe people are gullible please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking Christians did it with Jesus |
01:15 - 01:17 | They placed in Jerusalem |
01:18 - 01:23 | and despite dozens of contemporary journalists |
01:25 - 01:28 | Who wrote NOTHING about Jesus |
01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry, stupid people are everywhere |
01:31 - 01:34 | There isn't a single comtemporary written evidence for Jesus |
01:34 - 01:37 | and yet millions visit Jerusalem to see the "actual place it happened" |
01:37 - 01:40 | It was a nowhere useless place |
01:40 - 01:42 | Jerusalem had 5 major civilisations passing through, Greeks Roman Egyptian Babylonian |
01:42 - 01:46 | All highly literate, them not writing anything shows Jesus an obvious lie |
01:46 - 01:48 | So what, stupid people believe a story they WANT to believe |
01:48 - 01:52 | Jesus story wrote up characters which then stupid Christians call "eye witnesses" |
01:53 - 01:54 | They inserted loads of made-up stories and these then called "evidence" |
01:56 - 01:57 | A little bit of truth is all you need to hide a lie |
01:57 - 02:00 | Doesn't have to be even decent truth, just slightly true |
02:00 - 02:03 | They inserted Herod and he died 10 years EARLIER than the Jesus story |
02:04 - 02:08 | and the Romans didn't make you go to birth town for a census |
02:08 - 02:13 | They even made up CONTRADICTORY stories of Jesus going to Egypt and NOT going |
02:14 - 02:16 | They made up 4 totally different tomb stories |
02:17 - 02:21 | They made up 2 earthquakes, an eclipse and ZOMBIES |
02:27 - 02:29 | And yet Christians manage to turn stupid and just believe its true |
02:30 - 02:34 | Because the fiction includes characters in real places |
02:34 - 02:36 | SO then stupid Christians say "see it must be true" |
02:41 - 02:42 | CRAP stories work! |
02:43 - 02:47 | I will form a new Religion and it will be set in USA, in Missouri and Utah |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will have it founded by real NAMED people to give it credence |
02:54 - 02:56 | And give it angels with NAMES and a story about magic tablets |
02:56 - 02:59 | And I'll play on racism and say Black people are evil |
03:00 - 03:02 | And you must give 10% of your income |
03:04 - 03:07 | The money will come in handy to indoctrinate the children when most gullible |
03:14 - 03:16 | If you can believe in Jesus you can made to believe anything |
03:19 - 03:23 | Jesus fed 5000 people with no recorded evidence |
03:25 - 03:26 | 3 wisemen wrote nothing |
03:31 - 03:33 | Pilate never released anyone at Passover |
03:40 - 03:46 | Jesus cleared a temple guarded by Romans who have no evidence |
03:46 - 03:49 | Jesus trial and executed not documented by Romans |
03:53 - 03:56 | People are stupid, let's make up this shit. |