| 00:00 - 00:03 | All over town |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | County Road |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Birchwood and Warrington |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not one PS4 with Call Of Duty anywhere Sir |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We tried online and sent men everywhere |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok ok, did you get the Star Wars one? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The one where I can be Han Solo? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | No Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That's out of stock too |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I even went to Widnes and St Helens boss |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They only had Nintendo 64's the bad wools |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who managed to get a PS4 and either COD or Star Wars get out of my sight now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | For fucks sake |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I promised my lad, a fucking promise |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He wants to fucking kill ISIS online |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I have to tell him he can't. He FUCKING can't |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Keeps mini Adolf offline |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Im fucking sick of him playing those girly Minecraft games |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and what do you lousy gang of twats do |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOTHING. Thats fucking what |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir all the Argos we tried were out of stock |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OUT OF STOCK. Because you twats bought them all |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the website kept crashing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Crashing, I'll give you fucking crashing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did Luke Skywalker ever crash |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why didnt you try Amazon, or Ebay or the fucking internet |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Instead of coming back here with all sob stories of no game for me. Whilst all them cunts outside are buzzing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll be balls deep in Chewbacca and Jihaddywaddy Johns' in no fucking time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hope they're Playstation Plus fucking crashes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I hope every little bastard online laughs at every single one of them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As they're being slaughtered on call of duty |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And slayed by Darth fucking Vadar on Battlefront the spolit little cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Did anyone try Game in town? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know they had an offer on which had those games I wanted you gang of imbeciles |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Two games, a pad and a 3 month playstation plus subscription |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Surely one of you must have tried there at least |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or did you think youl'd all fuck off The Blob Shop and blag me it was sold out |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All the whilst with your fucking shiny new console in its box |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well let me tell you |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'LL PUT YOU IN A FUCKING BOX |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU BASTARDS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, they had some in Prescot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What am I going to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell him he has to play the old Call of Duty |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where he has to kill Vietanmese people |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's just so 1990's |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Right this is what's happening. You're all out from now, camping outside Dixons until it opens. Make sure you're all there. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And don't come back without it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get skins. |
