00:00 - 00:03 | I have to hold an important meeting |
00:05 - 00:07 | Toby has got with girls |
00:08 - 00:12 | Here |
00:12 - 00:15 | Here |
00:17 - 00:19 | And Here |
00:19 - 00:21 | and some more here |
00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Yes. |
00:31 - 00:33 | And i'm afraid that's now where it ends |
00:34 - 00:36 | He swings the other way too. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I fucking knew it. Little cunt. Everyone out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | First Jamie Vardy, now this?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | What is the world coming to? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I loved Toby |
01:25 - 01:28 | I thought he was the one :( |
01:29 - 01:31 | The cunt even gave me chlamydia |
01:31 - 01:34 | I'm gonna get his scrawny little ass |
01:34 - 01:37 | I want it on a fucking plate. With ketchup. |
01:37 - 01:40 | I beat Lydia to him |
01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer I'm sure you could get back together? |
01:42 - 01:46 | No! It's done! No way! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, everybody has to get their heart broken once. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Not me, I'm the fucking boss |
01:53 - 01:54 | Chat shit get banged! |
01:56 - 01:57 | 10 games straight? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Leicester are shit. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I'll always love Van Nistelroy |
02:04 - 02:08 | Who needs records when youve got charlie? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'm fucking charged anyway! I don't even care about Toby. |
02:14 - 02:16 | He's probably in Exeter anyway, mug. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Bet he won't get laid, stumpy twat |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry, I've let my emotions get in the way of reason. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I hope he is happy. I really do. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Dancing, singing, he's a backup dancer anyway. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Anyway, you lads heard Stormzy's new track? |
02:43 - 02:47 | Its a FUUUCKING BANGER. FIRE IN THE PARK. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Act like a wasteman that's not me |
02:54 - 02:56 | Oh bollocks no that's Skepta |
02:56 - 02:59 | I'm losing my fucking marbles! |
03:00 - 03:02 | How many views does my fire in the booth have anyway? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Fuck all |
03:14 - 03:16 | What did she say? |
03:19 - 03:23 | I put so much effort into that, three years at art school |
03:25 - 03:26 | And for what? |
03:31 - 03:33 | 10k views? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck all this, I've had enough. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Toby is gone. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I've run out of bars. |