| 00:00 - 00:03 | ... it's really impressive the effort you put in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Overall, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You remembered on the DBQ, that this is where the Abassid Caliphs moved their capital to |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And you had a great thesis on the compare and contrast essay using the Two Key Bird |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You obviously tried your hardest on the MC Section. But those were tricky. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And it's okay I didn't get an 100? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... Kirk will curve it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ..uh.. my fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You see |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You see we checked Blackboard |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ... and you're hanging on with a C-... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is in Global Cultures or AP Human Geography. Get out, NOW. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't understand! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we studied and studied |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought you guys had asked the other classes what the questions would be! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I did all the reading, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I made a bunch of outlines and flashcards, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even did those stupid online quizzes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I did all this work! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and he makes the CHANGE OVER TIME... on CHINA |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I asked all the other classes, they said it would be over the MONGOLS! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But it wasn't! I didn't even know the DAMN CHINESE dynasty song! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can still bring your grade up! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How? Those damn doodle notes! I don't even know how to draw! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I even failed the OPEN NOTE test! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My GPA is ruined and what's worse |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No one is going to accept a guy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who doesn't even know what a CHINAMPA is!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | God, I even got the question about foot binding wrong! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even that kid in the back got that! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just freeze when I get the test! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well, forget about me going to some fancy private school like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am so stupid. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why did I take AP? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could be doing great! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I had to take the tough class... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | show the world I could do it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How'd I do? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just tell me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I didn't get higher than a 4 on that DBQ..! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I mean for god's sake. At least a 3! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh don't worry. I saw that you got an 8! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even a 2 I could deal with! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I would be lucky if I got a 2! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I can drop down! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | if I fail the next test, I will just drop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | C'mon tell me my scores. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They can't be that bad! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I promise I won't be upset! |
