| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, There's This Terrorists group Called ISIS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're Known To Be Living Around This River |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They Get Their Supplies By Going North |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Berlin, North of The River Support Them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And They Control this small city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why Do I Care About Them ISIS? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're a Bunch of Noobs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ISIS |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ISIS Is Gonna Attack us next |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We Are Their next Target |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every one that's scared to Fight, Leave Now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | BUNCH OF NOOBS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ALL I WAS MISSING IS SOME NOOBS TO TEAM UP ON ME |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IM GOING TO KILL THEM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | STUPID NOOBS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NEVER IS SOMEONE PEACEFUL TO ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SOMEONE HAS TO RUIN EVERY THANKSGIVING BREAK I HAVE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WITHOUT YOU NOOBS TELLING ME BAD NEWS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | What Do You Want Us to Do Sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT, YOU NOOB. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir They Outnumber Us! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IM GONNA CRUSH YOU AND THEM LIKE THIS PENCIL |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOOBS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT DO YOU THINK |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I WILL KILL EVERYONE OF THEM |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEY WILL FEAR ME |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HATE YOU ALL |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GIRLS TO FIGHT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ITS LIKE DEALING WITH A CRAZY CHICKEN |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WILL DEFEAT THESE NOOBS ISIS WITH STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I WANT TO KILL THEM |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | THE FEELING OF DEFEAT IS PLANT IN THEIR HEARTS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THESE NOOBS WILL FEAR ME |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | STUPID |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND NOW I CANT GO SHOPPING FOR BLACK FRIDAY TOMORROW |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BECAUSE OF THESE ISIS BUNCH OF NOOBS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHY DO THEY TRY |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY THINK THEY WILL WIN ME. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THESE NOOBS OUTSIDE ARE GONNA LOSE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Okay. its Not Your Fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So Annoying |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Stop Staring at Me you Fat Noob |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stop |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're So Ugly |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I Can't Believe these noobs Outside are scared |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they're just like a chicken |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate my life |
