| 00:01 - 00:07 | Good Afternoon Minions, do not stop rowing. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Here is your weekly flight operations update |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | We would like to welcome the following pilots back :- |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Charles Lindbergh |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Manfred von Richtofen |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Chuck Yeager |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Neil Armstrong |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | and Sully Sullenberger. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Sully will be joining on the 380 |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | The rest on the 777 |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Finally, do not ask for caviar. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Now back to work, lazy pilot. |
