| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have jobs coming up here, here, and here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two don't require any supplies to be hauled in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but the third is somewhat of a remote location. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All supplies will have to be hauled in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the roads are too narrow for anything other than a pickup. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll use my Ram 2500. I just had the trans built and it's ready for action. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | about your truck, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It won't shift out of first gear |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's dead Jim. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who bought a Goerend transmission please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That son of a bitch! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Lying piece of shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I paid $3k to have that trans built! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Three fucking thousand got damn dollars! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | For what? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So that so called transmission builder |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | can can get his dick sucked at the titty bar? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | While I'm left with a fucking Flintstone mobile! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It will shift if you do it manually. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If I wanted a manual I would have bought one! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | After a while you won't even notice it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course I'll notice it you fucking idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It will drive me nuts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I paid to have it built so this wouldn't happen, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so I could just get in and drive without worrying |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if it's going to take a shit on me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well now it just took a $3k shit right on my head, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I paid to have it shit on me! Like I'm in some sick scat porn! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't believe this happened, I've only had it back a couple months! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Drunken got damn monkeys could have done a better job! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Instead I got Columbus Transmission. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They were supposed to be good. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If only I had known how to build it myself. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I could have saved thousands. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could have bought a fucking turbo and injectors! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead I have to spend more money, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | just to unfuck this thing. |
| 02:57 - 02:59 | Because the incompetent assholes didn't do their job! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They're a fucking transmission shop, that's all they do! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He should have went with Goerend. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And they fucked it up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't know what I'm going to do now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't afford to throw more money at it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where do I even start. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess l'll order the ATSG manual and go from there. |
| 03:46 - 03:52 | I'll figure this out myself. |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | Fuck you Columbus Transmission. |
