| 00:01 - 00:06 | We beat UNC and UCF in glorious victories. |
| 00:04 - 00:09 | Our forces were defeated soundly by Kentucky and Georgia. |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | We were then crushed by Missouri, and LSU. The upcoming battles look bleak. Vanderbilt and UT. |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | Not to worry. The Old Ball Coach will turn it around. |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | My leader, Coach Spurrier . . . |
| 00:30 - 00:35 | Spurrier has deserted our cause. He wants to coach HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL and play golf. |
| 00:39 - 00:44 | (That Coward) |
| 00:54 - 00:59 | Only those who were here for the 1969 ACC Championship, Coach Tanner and Cocky can remain. The rest leave. |
| 01:14 - 01:19 | Spurrier is a cowardly traitor. How could he do this. How will we defeat Florida, Texas A&M, Clemson. We may even lose to The Citadel. |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | No crying about football. This is a nightmare. Coach Dabo will destroy us. |
| 01:37 - 01:42 | We might as well quit like Spurrier. My leader, Coach Elliot has taken the helm. |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | Oh great, an imbecile will lead out team. |
| 01:47 - 01:52 | My leader, that is not fair, he tries hard. I don't want "tries hard" I want wins. |
| 01:54 - 01:59 | Eliot couldn't beat Wando High School. I need a coach. Dabo will show no mercy. |
| 01:57 - 02:02 | How is Clemson #1. We should be #1. I paid Spurrier to make us #1. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Citadel runs the triple option. How will we defend that. |
| 02:19 - 02:24 | Deshaun Watson will have both his leg. He will show no mercy like Stalin. |
| 02:29 - 02:34 | At least our Women's Basketball Team is strong. Maybe she could coach the team. |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | She Brings Her Own Guts. |
| 02:47 - 02:52 | This all started with the traitor Coach Scott. Why can't we field a competitive football team. |
| 02:55 - 03:00 | I know, we will make the team boycott the Clemson game. That will work. Deprive Dabo of the victory. |
| 03:07 - 03:12 | Don't cry, we can skip the Clemson game. Sell the tickets on E-Stub.. |
| 03:08 - 03:13 | We had hope. |
| 03:21 - 03:26 | We try so hard and are bottom feeders. Maybe we should be FCS and club The Citadel every year. |
| 03:34 - 03:39 | Tell me we beat The Citadel. |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | Maybe the Lady's Equestrian Team can win another National Championship. We will never win it for football. |
| 03:57 - 04:02 | Let's talk football no more. |
