| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...Look at this total shite for instance |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Daniel Jones' fucking blog road trip |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from Leyland to Devon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Remember how much he went on and on that day? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We were bored to tears by the time he got to Manchester! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll put some more rules in that file section thingy. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | on the page |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Matthew.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Matthew Dawkins is asking stupid questions again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His Traktor's fucked! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here who is not Admin get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ban the Cockwomble |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ban him from MDJN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Jizz Wizard.......Multi-op my facking arse!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | dickhead |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And another thing... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Jon Whaite and his bastard cat pics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every day a new one appears. I'm not taking it any longer |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even Granville has more respect |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | In fairness Rob, Jon's quite popular amongst the members |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks to the members, as long as we get their £30 a year. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your Highness, there's been another Gaff Gun posting. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What have I said? Delete it immediately Ross |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're an idiot Ross |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you spent less time answering questions with other questions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then maybe the page would run better! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There you are with your poxy .gov links |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm even thinking of making Matthew Bellamy Admin. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even he'd be better than the current regime |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who else can we enrol? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At this rate we'll end up with that egomaniac cunt Porter. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What's the next question going to be? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What do I play at an 80s party? A fucking 80s party!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or Where can I buy PLI from? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How clear does it have to be? It's printed along the top of the page in the banner for Christ's sake! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What system should I buy? What moving heads are best? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just can't take it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Like Tony Wood said this morning.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "......how the fuck do these people make it to adulthood?" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Paula, you're still the best DJ ever. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's one thing to be thankful for |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone bought that goddamn awful Cerwin Vega shit. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | eventually |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Thank God |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why can't we go back to the good old days when all I had to worry about was pricing threads |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I loved my job back then. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm handing over to Richard McCausland. |
