| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have some news about the upcoming Fast and Furious 8 from the Fast and Furious series |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Fast and Furious movies are all filmed in the US |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Which is located around here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rob Cohen and all his crew will feature Cody and Caleb Walker as Brian O'Connor in the movie Fast and Furious 8 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which most likely will be filmed in a Neighborhood in Los Angeles, California called Hollywood |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How come the crew isn't casting Paul Walker? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Send out troops and bring him here. I need to ask him why he's being a couch potato slug and not playing as my favourite character Brian O'Connor |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My prince |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Paul |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Paul Walker is dead. That was what we were trying to tell you. Walker died in 2013 while still in the process of filming Fast and Furious 7. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His two brothers, Cody and Caleb finished the remaining scenes playing as Brian O'Connor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who thinks that Walker's death was a lie. Leave this room NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK? Is this April Fool or something? I mean it's not even April for fuck sake!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Cody? Caleb? They look nothing like their brother! The directors of that movie must be high on drugs or something |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I pray to Satan every night hoping that one day, I'll get to meet Paul in person |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now, you scums are telling me that he died in some car accident? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No one has ever died in a car crash except for Jaclyn Linetsky; the voice actress of that annoying thing called Caillou |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm going to sue the directors for murdering my dear Paul just so they can cast his idiotic brothers as BRIAN O'CONNOR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Afterall, I bet the directors are all Jews!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Th-the directors are more than you think! Some say they are a group of bloodthirsty werewolves!!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You BRAT!!!!! There's no such thing as a group of werewolves!!! That's just Jewish Propaganda!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My prince, I-I was just trying to describe how evil they are!!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT UP OR I'LL CUT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR BALLS OFF!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why Cody and Caleb Walker?!?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There are so many talented actors out there and the only reason the directors chose Cody and Caleb was because they were Paul's brother. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If Walker never existed there would be no Fast and Furious Series. I'd rather them cancel the whole series than continue the series with two talentless actors |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't imagine how garbage Fast and Furious 8 would be if Paul Walker isn't in it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The directors think they can play a complex character like Brian O'Connor? How much retarded can they get? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'd rather have Chris Hemsworth or even Justin Bieber play as Brian O'Connor than two faggots playing the same character |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Oh how I dream that one day, Satan would bring Paul from the dead |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This can't be happening, this can't be happening, it just isn't suppose to end this way |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | These directors have to pick the shittiest actors in this whole universe!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I mean, we're talking about two actors with no acting history!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I thought Muricans were the most developed country on the planet! They are supposed to be smart!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The country's military is so large that it's even bigger than my balls |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I haven't seen any dumb Muricans since Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne from that Dumb and Dumber movie |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But that doesn't matter because that movie was so last year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You what? I feel betrayed by American Films!!! These films are so overrated and everything is just a bunch of crap!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I spent so long trying to meet American actors including that Paul Walker in person |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't be scared. He wont try to bomb America |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You know what. I give up trying to stop the directors from casting Cody or Caleb Walker |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All this bullshit is causing me migraines. Who knows why American movies are so complicated |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I knew those type of films are for low class people |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ive tried so hard to meet famous Hollywood actors but maybe Im just too
Fat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now listen to my demands very carefully. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want you to go the nearest HMV store |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And buy me this Manga series called |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Attack on Titans |
