| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lanes at Nakiska are for National teams only and they start very early in the morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is very unlikely that you will get any training there |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are running Downhill on weekends prior to the Lake Louise World Cup |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If you must ski there, you have to TFS during public hours |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are anticipating 2400 public to be on Mapmaker starting around 9am |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, we will go to Panorama and train there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They always have great snow! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir....Panorama..... |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | It's a mess |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, Panorama did not make snow on the lower mountain this season. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | They have limited terrain open on the upper chair. You have to upload and download.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not Performance Level Certified get out of my office now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the FUCK could this have happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are going to get SHIT training because the Americans will come in and take all of the GS lanes! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll get stuck down on FUCKING TOBY chair at this rate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even ordered a new orange drill bit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Where are we all supposed to train now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How the FUCK am I going to get my first years ready for the November Downhill??!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All that Fucking dryland.... and for WHAT???!?!?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now you tell me that there is no snow to ski on! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir....there is snow |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yea up top!! I have to download to take a SHIT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They have facilities at midway for that kind of thing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you some kind of stupid? I need lane space!! With properly installed B-Net! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get on the phone and see if Hintertux has any space! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FUCK it! We spend the money to go over there! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | At least I can eat a Schnitzel every day for lunch! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | God Dammit! First Mount Hood, and now this shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I don't get on some snow I'm going to have a fucking stroke! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm going to have to spend 40K on 1999 borns this season! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This shit is unacceptable the Olympics are only 3 years away |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FUCKING DEVO team takes them after FIRST YEAR FIS NOW!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We race in December!!! How can people not figure this out? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We need to Bash gates NOW! NOW! NOW! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We have to be under 60 points by January 1st or it's over |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | God Dam speed camp in January! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't even catch up my tech training then! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No wonder why other countries are beating us down! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We sell all our space to them!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | In 5 years our pipeline will vanish! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There is so much wrong I don't even know where to begin! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry.... the whole country is the same! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought maybe this year would be different |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's the same old shit every November |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Rush to get on snow.....but there is no snow! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Global Warming is a joke... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Calendering is hurting us... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need to start racing later in the year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don't think it will ever change |
