| 00:00 - 00:03 | From what I can tell it looks like victory may be decided |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | We had feared it from the outset, but as the day proceeded it became more apparent. |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | He did well in the early rounds |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Once the others had hit the sauce |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | there was little anybody could do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it looks like he just did it again. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | James was there. He stopped him. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He would have won it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ben.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ben Williams won it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one even came close. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you had a cheeky bet on this, kindly leave and collect your winnings. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where in fuck were the others?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's won it AGAIN.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they think this is a game?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dave Hart was there he used to run for FUCKING KENT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What was Tony Hobbs doing?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Probably gassing and not paying attention! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Ben came dressed as Sam Fox |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then the fuck heads should have gone as Katie Price!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it was a bit damp, the guys weren't at their best. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The pissing lightweights. What kind of competition was it?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did Adam make them cook for points?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bet they had to make |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | tartare biryani on a bed of ham stacks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with bing bong fucking SALAD! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Will he win it every time he fucking plays?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Someone should to tell him that Transformers aren't real |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | on the morning of next year's Parnlympics. The SHIT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We must however look forward. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Much further forward... The 10th Parnlympics in 2014 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need something super amazing. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Something epic... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Something SHIT HOT SUPER WHAMMO SUPER AMAZING WHIZZ BANG. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | SOMETHING REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REAL! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Rosko's you're man for the job. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He'll need two years of prep but it'll be good as fuck. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He'll make a tenth anniversary games you shits will NEVER FORGET! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Trish, you're just having your period. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I spose they'll have to be a vote. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll bend the rules for the decade games, won't they? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fucking democracy... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's in their hands. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if the bastards vote against I'll get that James Lewis prick... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to chop off their pricking tits with a spoon |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... Anyone fancy a pint? |
