Hitler slams Carlton after losing to Essendon
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Hitler has heavily criticised the Blues and blaming their lack of teamwork after an 81 point obliteration by Essendon.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, this is our round 3 encounter with our fierce rival, Essendon. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've began our season horribly, whilst Essendon were coming off a heartbreaking loss to Hawthorn last week. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Essendon's caretaker for their whole 2014 is Geelong's premiership coach Mark Thompson, with James Hird serving his suspension. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Given by the respective teams' formline at the moment and the Bombers having a premiership coach. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which means we'll enter the game as major underdogs at $5.25 to the Bombers $1.16. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That doesn't matter whether we begin as underdogs or not, we'll find a way to cause a boilover. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Considering Essendon beat us narrowly twice last year. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Blues..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Blues stumbled big time, and they got humiliated to the tune of 81 points. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Winderlich, Chapman, Goddard, Watson, Heppell, Merrett, Hocking, Carlisle, Hibberd, Stanton, Melksham and Daniher were too good for us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in here who believes Bomber has improved the club immensely, believe they're finals bound, tipped them, or recorded the game, fuck off now..... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT BOMBER IS JUST CAUSING TROUBLE FOR THE BOMBERS?????? AND WE FUCKING LOST TO A GROUP OF DRUGGIES?????? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT'S IT! MALTHOUSE'S DONE! FIRE HIM! AND FUCKING REPLACE HIM WITH STICKS, BRADLEY, SILVAGNI, KOUTA, DOULI, NICHOLLS, WHITNAL, PARKIN OR BARASSI!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WOULD LIKE ALL OF YOU TO CHECK THE FUCKING STATISTICS AND SEE IF THERE ARE ANY WINNERS, I DON'T THINK SO YOU FAT CUNT!!!!!!!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DO ANY OF YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYBODY IN THE AFL COMMUNITY IS GONNA BE LAUGHING AT THIS???????? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I SWEAR THE FUCKING GOD, IF I SEE LACHIE HENDERSON DROP THE BALL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I WILL FUCKING TEAR MY MEMBERSHIP INTO BITS AND PIECES!!!!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | LOOK AT OUR FORWARDS, SUCH AS JARRAD WAITE, JEFF GARLETT AND CHRIS YARRAN, ALL OF THEM HAVE PERFORMED BULLSHIT IF YOU DON'T MIND MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT A PARTICULAR KEY FORWARD WOULD FINISH WITH A BUNCH OF DONUTS NEXT TO THEIR STATISTICS YOU SILLY OLD BASTARD!!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Jackson Merrett collected 35 possessions, Paul Chapman booted 4 goals, 10 individual goalkickers and 7 players nominated for best on ground, all Essendon. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS LINING UP ON THESE GUYS????? OH MY FUCKING GOD!?!?!??! JESUS CHRIST!?!?!?! WHY THE HELL HAD EVERYBODY PLAYED BULLSHIT TONIGHT????? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Chris Judd is injured, and their midfield cannot take anything away without Chris Judd's service. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE YOU SENILE OLD BASTARD!!!!!!! IN FACT, MICK MALTHOUSE IS THE ONE WHO MADE THE PLAYERS PERFORM SHIT BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU BETTER SHUT UP CUNT!!!! OTHERWISE I'M GONNA BASH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AT THE NIGHTCLUB TONIGHT!!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOUR DEAD CUNT!!!!!! YOUR FUCKING DEAD YOU FAGGOT!!!!!! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND FEED THE CROCODILES!!!!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NO DOUBT THAT THE PLAYERS HAVE BEING LETHARGIC ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, THAT'S WHY OUR FUCKING OUTCOME OF THIS RESULT IS ATROCIOUS YOU RETARD!!!!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THIS WEEKEND, I WILL LEGIT INSTALL A BUNCH OF SECURITY CAMERAS AROUND PRINCES PARK SO THE PLAYERS WON'T SLACK OFF! OTHERWISE, I'LL FUCKING BAKE THEM FOR DINNER! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THIS IS THE SAME SHIT! SAME OLD CARLTON! SAME OLD BLUES FUCKING OLD BULLSHIT!!!!!! AND YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL YOU TALK IS SHIT!!!!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CANNOT BELIEVE A GUY WOULD THINK HE WOULD TAKE A CLUB FORWARD WHEN OUR CLUB IS FALLING DOWNHILL!!!!!! WITH ME GETTING INFORMATION FROM A VERY NAIVE PERSON!!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MICK MALTHOUSE HAS CAUSED PLENTY OF DAMAGE TO OUR CLUB, NO FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT THAT!!!!!! EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD SHOULD ADMIT THAT YOU SENILE OLD BASTARD!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE ONLY SOLUTION THAT I CAN DREAM UP IS TO FUCKING TERMINATE HIS FUCKING CONTRACT!!!! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND???? HUH???? IT'S ALL HIS FUCKING FAULT!!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This club is in rebuilding phase once again. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mick Malthouse brings back memories from this spastic Denis Pagan, where he took the club backwards as well. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To sum it up, I knew that removing Brett Ratten is a mistake, considering he was actually taking our club forward. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | GETTING HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF A 62,730 PAROCHIAL CROWD IS THE WORST THING EVER!!! NOW WE'RE FIRMLY GLUED TO THE FOOT OF THE LADDER BECAUSE OF THIS YOU BITCH!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHILST ALL THE ESSENDON SUPPORTERS HAVE A STRONG SELF BELIEF OF MAKING THE FINALS, JUMPING ONTO THE BANDWAGON BECAUSE OF BOMBER THOMPSON!!!!!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THE BOMBERS HEAD TO PERTH TO PLAY THE REIGNING RUNNERS UP FREMANTLE DOCKERS NEXT WEEK!!!!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND I HOPE THE DOCKERS CAN ANNIHILATE THEM!!!!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IN ORDER TO SILENCE THESE BOMBERS PLASTICS!!!!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we won't come last. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Things are looking extremely bleak, are they? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wonder when Chris Judd's gonna return to play. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Malthouse just causes us trouble. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're a team in crisis at the moment. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Malthouse doesn't retire or get sacked, things would just get extremely dire for Carlton. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And our membership is just continuing to decline, and this trend would continue unless if we improve our performances. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next week's clash with Melbourne could bring some respite. |
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