Hitler finds out about hole in one
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Hitler's archenemy gets a hole in one
| 00:00 - 00:03 | You're late! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That's 10 points from Goerringdore |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our spies' report from Ozaukee just arrived |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your archenemy Gentges Khan shot a 102 on your birthday. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He double Churchilled the 4th, 7th, 9th and 11th holes. He snowmanned 18 and threw his clubs onto the landmine hazard. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He didn't beat my best round. With "Billy Baroo" blowed up Sehr Gut, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he'll never score a hole-in one. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Slice and Dice |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gentges... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Khan got a hole-in-one on 15. He was giddy as Eva watching the Country Music Awards. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's coming over with a razor to collect on your bet. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who drinks Fresca, shoots gophers instead of golfers, or uses lady-figure tees shuffle out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A hole-in-one! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My archenemy gets a hole-in-one! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He has a hitch in his swing and jerks his head up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It'll take Afrika Corps to blow that arrogant smile off his face. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's a par 4 dogleg! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How did "ubermongrel" reach it? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He doesn't get holes in one when we play goofy golf together. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did my spies yell "Gib out da hole" as he swang? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That's not proper etiquette. They acted as Kahn's witnesses |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Etiquette? For Mongrel hordes? How about a whiff of grapeshot on the back swing? Worked for Napoleon. The bet's off. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can't renege on your bet. You'll ruin your reputation. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm an historic, mass murdering, sociopath icon!! A bad boy!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am infused with Satan. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I eat live kittens...except Teacup Persians. They're too cute. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You've got chafing lederhosen if you think I'm gonna be remembered as the dude |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who walked 18 with his frank and one berry bouncing around |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | because he lost a bet to the leader of an inferior race of duffers! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Eva will be ashamed to play bridge at the club with Khan's ugly wives! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Wait until I'm asleep to go to bed! Deny me playing with her 19th hole! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I had killer Tiger Woods jokes to share with Fuzzy Zeller. Now he'll treat me like 'Bad Lie" Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I got a hole in one. Once. At Ozaukee |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was a triumph of will as my body gyrated the white sphere into the cup. But Goebbels didn't see it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Making out with his charwoman. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You had one job, Joey! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everyone in the clubhouse bar acting like "see no evil" monkeys. No witnesses, no hole in one. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | None of the members like me. I can be abrasive. I get it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Still it was hurtful to me. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I yelled "how 'bout I go all Reichstag on the clubhouse and your homes?" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll order a glass of delicious milk if you come forward as a witness. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I won't tell of your course record 65 from the tips. |
| 03:09 - 03:14 | Springtime for Gentges. Winter for Hitler's moustache and pants. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Golf is my Stalingrad. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or is Stalingrad my Stalingrad? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My life is ruined. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bested by Gentges Kahn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | History will use my name as a golf term. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What's an Adolph Hitler? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Two shots in a bunker. |
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