| 00:00 - 00:03 | Clemson is looking very threatening. Their offense is clicking and defense is dominating |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The playoff committee is even impressed, slating them as the #1 team for 3 straight weeks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | DeShaun Watson is the Heisman favorite |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dabo has become a worldwide dancing phenomenon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Only a matter of time before they take home the national title |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter. They will pull a famous Clemsoning |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and our Gamecocks will have Williams-Brice rocking to destroy their season |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Ellis |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Gamecocks... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Gamecocks lost to The Citadel 23-22 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The triple option powerhouse was way too much for our pathetic team |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who don't think Clemson plays a cupcake schedule leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCKING CITADEL??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I TOLD TANNER NOT TO SCHEDULE THESE TRIPLE OPTION TEAMS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | REMEMBER WOFFORD? THEY RAN DOWN OUR THROATS ALL DAY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | SHAWN ELLIOT WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I GUESS THAT MEATHEAD WAS TOO BUSY PUNCHING HIS PLAYERS PREGAME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IF WE CAN'T BEAT THE CITADEL HOW CAN WE BEAT CLEMSON |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY WILL MAKE 63-17 LOOK LIKE A LIGHT SMACK ON THE WRIST |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | DO YOU KNOW MY VOCAL CHORDS HAVE NEVER RECOVERED FROM SAYING TOUCHDOWN CLEMSON ALL FUCKING NIGHT? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CLEMSON WILL BE CAUGHT LOOKING AHEAD TO THE ACC TI... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE FUCKING CITADEL!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MEIN ELLIS, OUR TEAM WILL FIGHT LIKE HELL, COACH ELLI... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHOULD HAVE QUIT LIKE THAT DOG SPURRIER! COWARDS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE BLOW DONKEY DICK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How is it possible a team from that weak A-she-she |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with that cheerleading dance coach |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is kicking our ass in recruiting and is #1 in the nation |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have far better tradition then the goat farmers up there. The SEC! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Real man conference! No WAKE FORESTS OR SYRACUSES! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And yet the dingbats running this team have us 3 quarterbacks who couldn't play for Newberry |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have appealed to the NCAA for my 5th year of eligibility, I'm Todd Ellis! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even like the Gamecocks anymore |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why should I call their games ? There's only so many zingers I can use |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Without looking like a complete jackass who knowns nothing about college football |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Orth, Nunez, Mitch |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How many of Spurrier's drunken secrets do they have as blackmail? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Mangus pissing all over the streets of the state |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our coaching staff doesn't have enough brain power to light a dry match in California wildfire |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even the goddman A-she-she coaches could figure out how to beat Citadel |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HOPE CLOWNEY BANGS THEM FROM BEHIND! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's far too injured for any of that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well it's just like it's always been now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The glory days of Gamecock football are gone. Short as they were |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dabo Swinney will own this state for a decade at least |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One for the thumb was our crowning glory |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now is when we must honor our incestuous relationship with our SEC brethren |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and pray to our SEC shrine that they can get us another title |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Roll Damn Tide |
