| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's the plan to beat Deedle, Sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Load up on Tight Ends |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The more Titans and Jags, the better |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Ryan Fitzpatrick is the obvious choice |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Get ready for the return of Mighty Wings |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can't wait to rename his team |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | then I can stop crying about sucking |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The plan didn't work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You lost to Deedle |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks my team name sucks, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this be happening! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The projections were sound! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is worse than double hernia surgery! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am 1/4 Tamilian and 100% Brogue |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry, no one knows what that means |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If only my lover Eli Manning was playing |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If only I had any depth on my team |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | OMG Deedle's team is so dominant! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | 5 TD for Cam Newton? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 200 rush yards by Doug Martin, who I mocked him for picking |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Golden Tate, really? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You wish we had Golden Tate right now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Heather should be advising me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 2 Jets starters? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Several Jaguars and a Brown? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | As if my insults aren't pathetic enough! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't be #12 on Power Rankings again |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I think I may have to Deedle in my Diaper |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and no one knows what that means either! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't make any sense and my team is coached by Chip Kelly |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should have won this week |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only we executed better and started 5 kickers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or if we could play George every week |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Is Mark Sanchez on waivers? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I saved $93 cause "I want it that Way" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I got it! Let me change my name to No Proof |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | cause I can't win in Smash Bros. either |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Donkey Punch in the face every time |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's like my star rod doesn't ever work |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Joy, he's a great nurse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need a hoagie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A fresh Italian hoagie from Primos |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stab me with a spoon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My hopes and dreams |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I admit that Deedle is better than me in every way... he is so good looking |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | almost as sexy as my dear Eli |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tamilian Brogue is Dead |
