| 00:00 - 00:05 | We have the Something Else festivals coming this year, always a proper good line-up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then Surplus fest, In Wales |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then there are the Horsedrawn camps |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Alchemy festival, Bearded Theory, Dirty Weekend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I trust you've stocked up on me Special brew then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Cant have a festie without me brew |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Listen mate.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They've... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are watering down Special Brew |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's going to drop a few percent |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you drink Stella, Fosters, Grolsch, or Heineken.. Fuck off.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck will I skank |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | for three days straight |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to RDF, BTTP, Inner Terrestrials, AOS3 & The Sporadics |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | without full strength Special Brew? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A man can only afford a few bottles of Buckfast |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I need my super strength fuckin larger.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I cant drink this 5% bullshit.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It dont get you fucking pissed.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mate, It does you just drink more of it, you silly get |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck off you daft cunt, you drink it. I want me Special Brew |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mate, calm down, it's only a few percent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I wont notice the difference? I've been drinking this shit for years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's the only true booze |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll be drinking fucking Scrumpy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If they water down the Brew.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You seen the line up for these festies.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I cant be going without super strength booze |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's the 90's Ska-punk scene all over again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You think I'll be skankin' to sober P.A.I.N |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Wrecking shit to the Autonomads, whilst drinking water |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | .. Can you at least score me a few grams o speed geeza? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need my motivation... I need my Brew.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's what makes me want to jump around in the pit.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Carlsberg.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking bastards, watering down the one true Brew!.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is going to kill my fucking festie season.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to see Tarantism next week.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What the fuck I will be drinking, I dont know!.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Forced to drink fucking cider instead |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he's just being a daft cunt, love |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | go buy me a few crates of scrumpy.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and pick me up some good Wizz.. I'll have to make do.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Can still get wrecked.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking unbelievable... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why anyone would think reducing the percentage is a good idea.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stupid fucking cunt |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a tosser of life... |
