| 00:00 - 00:05 | The train is fine. |
| 00:00 - 00:04 | We tracked down the spike in traffic |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A few days ago |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Vox Day started saying |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | "The train is fine" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It referenced a 2011 Onion video you hosted |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But nobody reads Vox Popoli, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nobody will have noticed. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sam... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Vox Day has his own private army now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Thousands of them have read your blog |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who bought SJWAL, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My blog was a safe space! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you tell me... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The fucking ILK have been all over it? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the VFM as well... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those crazy fuckers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Before you know it they'll take over my blog |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With comments about Glocks and fucking Donald Trump! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sam, the Glock is a fine weapon |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up you nancy boy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sam, you're being mean. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I had a nice blog |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The literary crowd was starting to like me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now I've got Vox cooties |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can bend over and kiss my arse goodbye |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The warren will turn on me like a Down Syndrome rabbit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No more fluff pieces in The Guardian |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I won't get invited to GRR Martin's buffet |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I've got to look forward to now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is Big Gay Steve turning up to bumfuck me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was so careful |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I kept my head down on Twitter and Facebook |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Told people what they wanted to hear |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now Vox Day... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is talking about me on his blog |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll have to borrow Scalzi's dress |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You saw what Vox did to Scalzi |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Everybody calls him McRapey now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | His name's a joke thanks to Vox |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Scalzi can't hurt you now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And all because I thought |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Onion was funny |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But I'm not laughing now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is as funny as a heart attack |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or Jim Hines and Phil Sandifer |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | In a kindergarten |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least the train is fine. |
