| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Coles should send us the email at 7 |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | The email has come in and we now know who is going to South America |
| 00:08 - 00:16 | 19 people wanted to go to Argentia and eat steaks every night, but there are only 12 places |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | Well I'm definitely going, I made that interview my bitch |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | My friend... |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Mr Coles... |
| 00:31 - 00:37 | Mr Coles has decided who is going... I'm afraid you are not one of them |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | All those that wanted to go to one of the three shit countries leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | Are you actually fucking kidding me?! |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | I was so much better than all of those other retards during the team building exercise! |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | What a joke... |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | Who's going to supply the quality banter without me? |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Certainly not Tony Lewis and those footballer cunts Louis James and Jazz Lewis!!! |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | Halewood, those two are really funny once you get to know them! |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Spencer! They are nobodies! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Halewood, Louis James is good friends with Gemma Daubeney! |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | That's Ollie Dunger you thin, paedophile looking fuck!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | KEEP UP!!! |
| 01:56 - 02:04 | I would have been the greatest Canfordian to have ever gone to Argentina, but instead I've been beaten by a prisoner, a lesbian and a cocky shit!!! |
| 02:05 - 02:13 | I spent a whole weak preparing for that fucking interview and then it turns out I'm going to be interrogated by three teachers at the same time!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | I felt like the Joker from Dark Knight!!! |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | The only joker is Mr Coles with that pathetic fucking moustache!!! |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | I had all of the qualities that were needed... |
| 02:31 - 02:37 | Like Gandalf I could have led us all through the danger, I could have even grown the fucking beard! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck you... |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | I hope you all get taken hostage by pirates like in Captain Phillips |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | There's no way I'm going to any of the other three!!! |
| 02:54 - 03:03 | I don't want to touch any negros, or help those fucking sweaty curry eaters anymore than our country already has!!! |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | Hey! I'm sure the Indians won't be too sweaty... |
| 03:15 - 03:18 | Well I guess this is it then... |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | I can never go back to Canford again... |
| 03:26 - 03:28 | This is goodbye... |
| 03:32 - 03:34 | Want to know why? |
| 03:41 - 03:50 | Because if I go back, I'll shove that tennis ball and those butterfly pictures up Mr Coles ass, light him on fire and shit on his corpse... |
| 03:54 - 03:57 | And I'll knock out Louis James |
