| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ah gentlemen thank you for attending CO's prayers. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mr Shayler thank you for joining us, better late than never. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right the CO has decided that our next deployment will be this Post Office on pension day. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A recce has revealed that there is enough cash behind the counter.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ... for a nice little drink for everyone. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A full recce eh Adjt? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A nice little drink for everyone? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Colonel. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Just as you asked. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | As RSM I must object. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This goes beyond your remit as CO. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | OCs, Adjt and RSM remain. The rest of you get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I AM the CO of this Regiment! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am the youngest CO in the whole British Army! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This Regiment will dance to may tune otherwise I will have you all sacked! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll get some bloody decent officers! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and a RSM with hair! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've made this Regiment what it is. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not you lot! ME, ME, ME!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's like working with the cast of Dad's Army! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Colonel I think that's grossly unfair. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Unfair? L/Cpl Jones has more oomph than you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Colonel you're making me cry. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You big baby, are you Ex-RAF? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Idiots the lot of you! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How the hell will I make full Colonel with you lot behind me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I don't know how Tweedie didn't have you all shot! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or get Frau Bertram to punch your lights out! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How do you expect me to get rich on just a bingo scam? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When we knock over this Post Office the money will be mine, just mine! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can feel those postal orders in my hand already! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want that robbery done and I want it done now! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get me Jarman. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell him to warm up the getaway car. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The souped up one from Station Workshops. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The one Mick Burke painted pink. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Pink! Does no-one listen to me? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Inconspicuous I said and what does he do? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Paints it chuffing pink! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Does no-one take me serious??? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Bet Tweedie never had a pink ******* staff car! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Heidi he's only here for two years. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My share portfolio isn't doing too well... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...but I'm a Colonel and don't expect to have to work for a living. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Armed robbery is the answer. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've trained Jarman well, there is minimal risk. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can be in and out in 30 seconds. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She won't know what's hit her. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What could possibly go wrong? |
