00:00 - 00:03 | Sweden has made a breakthrough along the northern front. |
00:04 - 00:05 | In the south, they pillaged a farm |
00:05 - 00:07 | and are advancing towards Munich. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They are at the northern city border between Berlin and Munich, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and in the east, they have two musketmen and a pikeman. |
00:17 - 00:19 | We have a trebuchet in Munich. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We can bring it under control. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The trebuchet... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The trebuchet does not have enough strength to take down a musketman. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It will not be able to carry out an assault. |
00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will stay here: Military Advisor, Economic Advisor, Foreign Advisor, and Science Advisor. |
01:13 - 01:15 | That is bullshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | This entire war is bullshit! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who does Adolfus think he is to take over central Europe? |
01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to? |
01:29 - 01:31 | One outdated siege unit? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Siege units are useless against land units! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Our Great Generals were just a bunch of |
01:37 - 01:40 | contemptible, disloyal cowards! |
01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to insult our soldier... |
01:42 - 01:46 | They are cowards, traitors and failures! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, this is unacceptable! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Our military is the downfall of the German people! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Not a single policy of honor! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves Great Generals |
01:57 - 02:00 | because they spent years on the border |
02:00 - 02:03 | just to stare down Polish spearmen! |
02:04 - 02:08 | For millennia, the military did nothing but argue with Poles |
02:08 - 02:13 | They had chances to take Lodz again and again and did nothing! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They couldn't even keep Cologne! |
02:17 - 02:21 | But now we could even be defeated by Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I've never seen war... |
02:30 - 02:34 | And even I could have at least held on to Berlin, |
02:34 - 02:36 | and at least stayed inside Europe! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Trebuchets... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We've probably had that since the very beginning! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Even a warrior could have done a better job of defending the German people! |
02:54 - 02:56 | But now all my people will pay. |
02:56 - 02:59 | They will pay with their own blood! |
03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in their own blood! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. We're better off than Byzantium. |
03:14 - 03:16 | My cities have fallen to Swedes. |
03:19 - 03:23 | They started off second last in the power rankings. |
03:25 - 03:26 | But now... |
03:31 - 03:33 | The game is lost. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen, if you believe I am going to die in Munich, you are mistaken. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I would sooner become a civilian unit. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Pack up a donkey. |