00:00 - 00:03 | We may be having trouble in the next Council elections, my Fuhrer. |
00:04 - 00:05 | There is a woman called Fiona Phillips gathering support here |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Her platform is quite wide but basically she does not like Party politics in Council. |
00:12 - 00:15 | She is quite determined. What are we to do? If she gets to here? |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's OK. The Register will sort her out. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Just like they did to Watson. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Say something Steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Register will not get involved this time |
00:34 - 00:36 | You are an idiot if you think you can pull that stunt again. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Reporters and Bong water drinkers, leave immediately. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you doing? |
01:15 - 01:17 | What do I pay you for? |
01:18 - 01:23 | The Register has to be got on board |
01:25 - 01:28 | Without them we are finished. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We are stuffed. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened in the Liberal pre-selection. |
01:34 - 01:37 | They didn't get involved then either. |
01:37 - 01:40 | and bloody Sudmalis got in. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they have no story to run against anybody. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you trying to make excuses? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, if they can't find stories they can't print. |
01:48 - 01:52 | It's up to YOU to provide the stories. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's not rocket bloody science... |
01:56 - 01:57 | Trot out the same old reliable crap |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, but Fiona has no experience in this sort of thing." |
02:00 - 02:03 | "She is far too intellectual....." |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | You just need to focus |
02:14 - 02:16 | You need a simple theme |
02:17 - 02:21 | Call her a housewife with political ambitions just like Michele Bachmann |
02:27 - 02:29 | Say she is against development |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only you would learn from history |
02:34 - 02:36 | You just keep it simple. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Nothing elaborate |
02:43 - 02:47 | Just agree she is very well qualified but... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Voters will throw reasoning out the door. |
02:54 - 02:56 | That this woman just has political ambitions. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Can you do that? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Feed stories to the Register from whackjobs they rely on.. |
03:04 - 03:07 | See, I told you he would have a plan, cheer up. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Do I have to do everything myself? |
03:19 - 03:23 | When it all turns arse up, send for poor old Adolph. Plan military strikes, smooge diplomats... |
03:25 - 03:26 | and cleans dunnies in his spare time. |
03:31 - 03:33 | This woman stopped our plans to sell the pool to developers. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Don't underestimate her. |
03:46 - 03:49 | She took on Garaff and Duckpond and made them look like dills. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Why am I sending boys to do a man's job? |