| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sorry we're late RIchard |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | traffic was bad and the car parks were full |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Students were forced to park miles away |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | by engineering at the side of the road |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's quite simple |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they can walk |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Richard we can't |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we can't fucking do that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it's miles from Newport |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and who can be fucked to do that |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wasnt here at 9 or before get the FUCK OUT |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NEXT WEEK IM LOCKING THE DOOR |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'LL SHUT DOWN THE BLINDS AND EVERYTHING IF THEM LOT CANT BE ON TIME |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I BET THEY ARE ALL BSc |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Jess you should be FDSc |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CLAAS ARE PAYING ME BIG BUCKS TO PROVIDE FITTERS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY WANT TO BE ENGINEERS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT ONLY BENG CAN BE ENGINEERS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Richard most managers are BSc |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT CARE! HOW WAS I TO KNOW GREAT PLANES ARE MANAGED BY A BSc GRADUATE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Tom Underhill said you are a cock womble |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BUT HE DIDN'T WRITE A BOOK FOR SMALLHOLDERS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK HIM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Did he write a book? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Im a son of a dairy farmer, i know my shit! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've got loads of pointless letters after my name |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was unemployed for a long time thats why I wrote that fucking book! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I havent got a fucking clue about farm buildings! Now I have to teach at Harper Adams |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That fucking knotter demonstration |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How was I meant to know that the twine wasn't 1940's sisal |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I fucked it solid and left it, like my wife! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Atleast the freshers haven't worked out that I have to use an OHP |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I fucking hate modern technology |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and internet |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i thought it would be useful for stundents to watch video's from the 1970's |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't have a clue on anything newer than conventional balers and 1950's seed drills |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No one turns up to my tutorials |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Word got around I was sitting in Simon Wood's tutorials beforehand |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I mean how else was I meant to learn about 4WD tractors |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright Jess, he meant Land Rovers |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | ... |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ianto and Greg upset me last week |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | they said BSc could be engineers aswell |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | what the fuck do they know |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They were never self employed or wrote a book |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or get third years to do presentations no one gives a shit about |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't let them back in til next Wednesday |
