00:00 - 00:03 | So, the UCAS applications are in |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have each written a personal statement |
00:05 - 00:07 | Now we have to decide on the uni |
00:08 - 00:12 | Your A-Levels are very good sir, we were thinking of Oxford |
00:12 - 00:15 | or maybe Cambridge if you get desperate |
00:17 - 00:19 | What happened to studying abroad? |
00:19 - 00:21 | That seemed like the best idea |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner thinks studying abroad is a bad idea |
00:34 - 00:36 | he says it's too expensive |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you know the benefits of studying abroad, you. may. leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS AN OUTRAGE |
01:15 - 01:17 | THERE'S NO WAY IT'S THAT EXPENSIVE! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Doesn't he know it costs £9000 to be a rich slave to Oxford |
01:25 - 01:28 | Steiner is deluded |
01:29 - 01:31 | angry little snob... |
01:31 - 01:34 | Accomodation is as little as £60 a month |
01:34 - 01:37 | And it looks fantastic on your CV |
01:37 - 01:40 | I need to improve my awereness of different cultures |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I heard you were racist |
01:42 - 01:46 | THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO OXFORD |
01:46 - 01:48 | But leader, that's stereotyping... |
01:48 - 01:52 | If I were racist I wouldn't study abroad!!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | All Dutch universities |
01:57 - 02:00 | offer courses in English! |
02:00 - 02:03 | They have internationally recognised degrees |
02:04 - 02:08 | so I can work ANYWHERE |
02:08 - 02:13 | and visit, or conquer, all of Europe |
02:14 - 02:16 | Thank you EU |
02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe I'll finally be able to get a better job than Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It's 4th in Human Development Index |
02:30 - 02:34 | That's 8 places higher than Britain! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Therefore Nicer |
02:41 - 02:42 | and 95% of them speak English |
02:43 - 02:47 | so I don't need to bother with THEIR STUPID LANGUAGE |
02:48 - 02:53 | far too complex for me to learn |
02:54 - 02:56 | and there is Amsterdam |
02:56 - 02:59 | there's always the red light district |
03:00 - 03:02 | If the stress gets a bit too much |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, He'll visit at Christmas |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's definitely better than apprenticeships |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll never lower myself to construction work |
03:25 - 03:26 | your fat |
03:31 - 03:33 | and your collar is stupid |
03:40 - 03:46 | I really want the EU experience |
03:46 - 03:49 | and the Netherlands is perfect |
03:53 - 03:56 | screw England (and Germany) |