| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kevin, Jason Wilson has reported a number |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of unathorized changes to the video network |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here, and now the commander |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | has summoned the entire coreteam to a 5PM |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | MIA meeting with the entire ITIL staff |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I sweated blood and tears for this network |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I kept it alive without ITIL for years |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but Kevin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ITIL |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ITIL is the only way to control the engineers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ITIL takes away the cowboy hats |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knows ITIL is bullshit, meet me at Lookout Joes in 10 minutes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me? I left TATA for this bullshit? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We don't even have basic support! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm trying to run video on baling twine and unicorn farts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you try to tie my hands with your inane process? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do you people even know what a multicast packet does? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've studied RFCs that would make your mother cry |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've lost countless nights to "echo" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you didn't even invite us to the Minerva celebration? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Kevin, Cory said the invitations were sent |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! And to put the most trivial change into an RFC |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Kevin, Hans puts in lots of RFCs too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Hans just gives them the eyebrow, and your RFC skates by |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have to explain every command line to people |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | who wouldn't know a router |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if it crashed through their bedroom window |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and smashed their kitlers and babies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I need to have free reign if I'm going |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to be able to save you idiots from this video disaster |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could have done something amazing with my life |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could be making my volkswagon a collectors piece |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could be refurbishing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the most amazing T6 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to ever grace the Ohio skies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but no |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | day after day, week after week |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | a never ending stream of your whiny bullshit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | can you add an ACL here, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | can you configure a port there? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I have had fucking enough! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry Cory, video is still awesome |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the TRB |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they said "Rick Powers" |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I thought they said "Axis Powers" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | think what I could do from the inside |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could bring the whole ITIL facade |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | crashing down around me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I must control their process |
