| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jaffa, its cooksey |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are in the back end |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Fucking leak testing like fuck |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | separation is done next the export compressor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then finally the gas lift manifold |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Cooksey why not do all in one go... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and stop fucking about |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jaffa... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jaffa you must remember |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we are only doing 200 scuffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone out except Cooksey..scotty, and mike nelson |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Thats why im the fucking best |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you cunts get fuckall done |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who is in charge of this fucking leak test i want to fucking know |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dont worry louise its not you.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cooksey your fucking shit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have always been the best and always will |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No one else does fuck all on here only my shift |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have made my shift the greatest.. ever. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Calm fucking down bagpuss ...Scotty says u do fuckall |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who the fuck you calling bagpuss..you fucking daft cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bagpuss you need to sleep....all your men are asleep |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I wont get noticed in the CCR if i sleep... Where fucking Rodney |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | RODNEY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hes a fucking Plonker |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But my fucking lad... thick cunt |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking 11 hours for one linewalk |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And fucking baker hughes pack of cunts .... Swear down |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 200 scuffs is fuck all... theres more comes out of my arse... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How fucking hard is it to leak test |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im sick of gettin fuckall done... useless cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When i was outside .. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These cunts couldnt lace my fucking boots.. i swear down |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The triangle was the best ever |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Cooksey you remember |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we could have taken over the world...and proved how great we were |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But you fucked off and left me...cus you lost your fucking mind |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and rodge hes just a cunt |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hes never messaged me for fucking ages |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Best of it is he was a good mate of mine |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Louise please just fudge the overboard |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I fucking hate this job .... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Swear down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | feel like im doing fuckall |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im going to have to see danny in the morning .. im gonna look a cunt in the meeting |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Best of it is .. we did loads |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im the best anyway |
