| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tonight's deliveries are locked in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are a few pickups taking place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in these areas. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our trips are getting full so we might, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | not be able to handle new orders near here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That should be fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The API will make more trips. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | Schteiner
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | Schteiner broke the API. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't assign any new trips tonight. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay if you worked on the API Services Keitel, Yodel, Kripps, or Bergdorf
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| 01:13 - 01:15 | GOD DAMMIT YOU IDIOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This money isn't going to make itself! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This code base is fucking worthless! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ugh why did I hire you morons? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm going to fire you all. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm going to replace your idiots with the SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They could piss and shit on a keyboard |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and it would still produce better code than this. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, our piss and shit code is far superior to anything... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THIS IS WORSE THAN THE FUCKING V3 CAKE API |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Laravel is much better than Cake |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a fuck about what code runs the API?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its all shit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When we started out, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we made fun of Washio and their shitty service, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and their stupid shitty app that looked like garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we might as well bend over and spread our cheeks for them. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "Here Washio, take all of our customers and money because we're idiots." |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "We're too stupid to do anything with them!" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have stuffed you all in garment bags and beaten you senseless like Stalin does! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now you've fucked us all in the ass. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You guys do what you want, I'm going to redo this from scratch like a man! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 100% up time with no errors ever. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll do it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going to make the prettiest fucking REST API your ass has ever seen! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll create a my own framework called FuckMyTeam. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And a new iOS app too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It'll add new features before we even know we need them! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even the Android app will shit on what we've got now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, your Android code was actually really good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know what else... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm tired of dealing with this Agile garbage. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ya, I said it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going back to Waterfall... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The VCs had no idea what Agile was anyway, its just a buzzword for them. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You just used it as an excuse to be lazy. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Have fun applying to StarchUp |
