| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alan the bus will pick us up at 11am |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If we go this route the roads should be clear |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But it will get busy here later |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will still have plenty of time to see what we wanted to see |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then finishing with a night on the piss |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | In Wicklow |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like it but I thought we were going on the piss in Mullingar? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer (Alan) |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We errrrrrr..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We aren't going to Mullingar |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All the hotels were fully booked |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave I want to speak to Sharpie, John, Claire, Darina Dec and Ken |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking Wicklow |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the fuck would I want to go to Wicklow |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My orders were to book a poxy trip to gods own county of Westmeath |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can't fucking believe this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have you ever been to Wicklow? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have it's a fucking shithole! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Book me a day out in Mullingar" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That's all I asked you idiots to do for me!, |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer (Alan) Wicklow is just as good..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have you gone mental John you clown |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer(Alan) I was born in Wicklow |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well that explains a lot you then you thick twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jesus H Christ |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mullingar is a place of outstanding beauty |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Fence, The Barricks, The greyhound track, the gaa pitches and Annebrook hotel |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | From the world of music and entertainment there's the Blizzards, and Joe Dolan |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bressie, Niall Horan, John Joe Nevin |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Declan Murphy and Michael O Leary |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is just the tip of the fucking iceberg |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I was even going to have a few pints |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I suppose it's my fault really |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's almost like |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like you deliberately tried to balls it up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well you have fuckers well done |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Arrgh fucking hell |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to miss the BASIC veg soup and turkey and ham |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With BASIC gravy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was looking forward to the social dancing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Old fuckers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | But now I've to go to fucking Wicklow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bloody Bray, Greystones and Rathnew |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I'll probably have to drop into Mrs Robinsons now as well |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck me though lads |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I mean of all the fucking places you pick Wicklow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | KIP |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But still |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It could be worse |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | It could be Kells |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | A weekend chasing sheep |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | And making brown bread |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | Awful kip |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | But it's okay Claire |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | You can still go to New York |
| 03:54 - 03:59 | Kip |
