00:00 - 00:03 | Jaffa, its cooksey |
00:04 - 00:05 | We are in the back end |
00:05 - 00:07 | Fucking leak testing here |
00:08 - 00:12 | Here on the Export and |
00:12 - 00:15 | then finally the gas lift. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Cooksey why not do all in one go... |
00:19 - 00:21 | and stop fucking about |
00:24 - 00:26 | Jaffa... |
00:27 - 00:28 | No |
00:31 - 00:33 | Jaffa you must remember |
00:34 - 00:36 | we are only doing 200 scuffs |
00:53 - 00:58 | .. |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone out except Cooksey..scotty, and mike nelson |
01:13 - 01:15 | Thats why im the fucking best |
01:15 - 01:17 | you cunts get fuckall done |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who is in charge of this fucking leak test i want to fucking know |
01:25 - 01:28 | Dont worry louise its not you.. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Cooksey your fucking shit. |
01:31 - 01:34 | I have always been the best and always will |
01:34 - 01:37 | No one else does fuck all on here only my shift |
01:37 - 01:40 | I have made my shift the greatest.. ever. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Calm fucking down bagpuss ...Scotty says u do fuckall |
01:42 - 01:46 | Who the fuck you calling bagpuss..you fucking daft cunt |
01:46 - 01:48 | Bagpuss you need to sleep....all your men are asleep |
01:48 - 01:52 | I wont get noticed in the CCR if i sleep... Where fucking Rodney |
01:53 - 01:54 | RODNEY |
01:56 - 01:57 | Hes a fucking Plonker |
01:57 - 02:00 | But my fucking lad... thick cunt |
02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking 11 hours for one linewalk |
02:04 - 02:08 | And fucking baker hughes pack of cunts .... Swear down |
02:08 - 02:13 | 200 scuffs is fuck all... theres more comes out of my arse... |
02:14 - 02:16 | How fucking hard is it to leak test |
02:17 - 02:21 | Im sick of gettin fuckall done... useless cunts |
02:27 - 02:29 | When i was outside .. |
02:30 - 02:34 | These cunts couldnt lace my fucking boots.. i swear down |
02:34 - 02:36 | The triangle was the best ever |
02:41 - 02:42 | Cooksey you remember |
02:43 - 02:47 | we could have taken over the world...and proved how great we were |
02:48 - 02:53 | But you fucked off and left me...cus you lost your fucking mind |
02:54 - 02:56 | and rodge hes just a cunt |
02:56 - 02:59 | Hes never messaged me for fucking ages |
03:00 - 03:02 | Best of it is he was a good mate of mine |
03:04 - 03:07 | Louise please just fudge the overboard |
03:14 - 03:16 | I fucking hate this job .... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Swear down |
03:31 - 03:33 | feel like im doing fuckall |
03:40 - 03:46 | Im going to have to see danny in the morning .. im gonna look a cunt in the meeting |
03:46 - 03:49 | Best of it is .. we did loads |
03:53 - 03:56 | Im the best |