| 00:00 - 00:03 | My fuehrer! The time has come to inform you... |
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| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have been hearing rumors |
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| 00:05 - 00:07 | from various parts of our beloved state of Wisconsin |
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| 00:08 - 00:12 | Apparently too many people have been dying of heart attacks and... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's very hard for me to tell you this |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just tell me in brief |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | These guys are talking now-a-days |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuehrer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have learned ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there is a lot of discussion on how to make our citizens healthier |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the city has shut down Fat Sandwhiches in Madison |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not enjoyed the taste of a fat sandwhich, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could they do this to the post bar crowd?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those bastards... IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE USED TO BUY BEER THERE UNDERAGE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mifflin is this weekend for fuck sakes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That place would have been packed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCK THEM! I never even had the chance to take down the "Big Fat Ugly!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How dare they take away my beloved "Fat Milf" sandwhich! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My feuhrer, they still have KFBELL! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Motherfucker ... you know I can't stand that Kentucky Fried BULL SHIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you could always eat at Ian's Pizza? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ian's Pizza?!?! I'm a sandwhich man you dick wad! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cheesestake, Chicken Fingers, Mozzarella Sticks, bacon, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | mayo, ketchup, and french fries! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All on one delicious sandwhich! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now what will I fill my drunk tummy up with 2:30 am on the weekend? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | am I to go home and try making my own version? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bull shit! Bull shit! BULL SHIT! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it will never taste the same! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and what about the "Fat Magnum?" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what about it... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Double cheeseburger, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, bacon, eggs, mayo, and ketchup.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it was fantastic |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | just what I needed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to sooth my bubbling stomach full of Pabst Blue Ribbon. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will ask in the city, if somebody is feelin the same |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know there will be people, who will repost this.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't believe it... I refuse to. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | those bastards taking away the only thing I loved |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I can try making a "Fat Sanchez" at home.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's going to be bar close this friday.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I'll be hungry.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and Qdoba Mexican Grill just wont do |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and Parthenon Gyros is just a sick joke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll have no place to go |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to go to bed hungry |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to be so hungover on Saturday.. |
