| 00:00 - 00:03 | Janet and Julie were looking at planning Janet's 60th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They considered Berlin, but Barcelona won the day. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and they don't drink beer, they like cocktails and cava |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and eating Bratwurst is a non starter! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Tapas is a safer option for them! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | never mind their tapas, whose cooking my dinner? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I expect a hot meal when I come in at night! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nick, she's left you a mouldy pie in the freezer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and a Golden Lantern menu under the fridge magnet |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | she's not made any food! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | she's left some dog food in the pantry though for Molly. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who thinks i should cook for myself, can leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its not two weeks since that pair of bitches were in Tenerife |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and i had to do my own fucking washing! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | while they were fucking sunning themselves! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | drinking Cava and cocktails! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and lounging around on the balcony all day |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | while it was pissing down here! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i've bought new swimming trunks and sandals |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but do i ever get to wear them? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | you got them in the Marks and Spencer sale reduced |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They were autograph, not blue harbour |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but they were in the sale |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | anyone would think they were from Asda |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | now that pair of cows are off to Barcelona |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they don't even like the neu camp stadium |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they'll be sunbathing and shopping all the time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when they could be here cleaning and ironing my clothes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | gardening and mopping the floors |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they pissed off the Florence without me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wanted to go to Florence with her but no she took Janet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | was I invited to Majorca, Not a chance! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Croatia even, no they pissed off there |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and last year they went to Greece |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | where do I get to go? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tenerife to do the fucking painting |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and rebuilding wardrobes that some dimwit had made a balls of |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I get invited when there's work to do |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I never get to go and sunbathe |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They just piss off all the time and drink copious amounts of vodka |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and cocktails |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its alright he likes chinese food |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose there's always the Ruby takeaway |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he might I've me free popodums |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and onion rice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and theres a few beers in the fridge |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and a tub of pringles in the cupboard |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | thats if Lucy hasn't eaten them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bastards |
| 04:00 - 04:05 | Women! |
