| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir I have heard some terrible news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the pupils are coming |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | through the front and back gates |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they have been to the electrical store |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the one in the High Street. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stop going round in circles and tell me the truth |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | come to the point |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir they...they |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they have been wearing headphones |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | headphones and listening to music...... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Orchestra, band, choir masters stay the rest leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You let them do this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | listening to bloody music |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | that funky music |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | pop, jazz, funk, house |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it will rot their brains |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they had everything to live for |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and you bunch of fools allow this to happen |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you are useless you allowed music. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we did not know what we were doing. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Allowing this music into my school |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir it was a mistake no one was at the gate |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Where was our discipline leader? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he should have stopped this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he tells me he will stop the headphones |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but the music coming in |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | into my school to rot the brains of |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the children their heads are now fulll |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | full of this bloody funky music |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the funky music will play |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and play in their heads making them mad. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I listened to music |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when I was a child I heard the music |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and look at what happened |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I invaded Poland!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just couldn't stop hearing the funk |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the jazz funk was in my brain |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it made me do it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the headphones I just plugged them into my iPhone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I didn't bloody know |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry you don't listen to jazz funk |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have failed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the music is now in the school but.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the music tour if could be |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the start of the invasion |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the music is in their heads, they will take Europe |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they wont be able to stop themselves |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I couldn't....... |
