| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the first gardens have been planted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are at two key locations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's the garden on Pawstreet, the one at Fluffy's Revenge. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have four more in progress that will be completed in about 60 days, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and by the end of the year, we'll have one in every county. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very well, I am relieved. The catnip |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will surely begin attracting kitties to the gardens. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | catnip... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Catnip was not planted, sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The budget was cut |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Some of you go prepare for the kegger...yogurt, crepes, and a book drop |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cannot believe this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why was I not consulted on the budgetary concerns? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're shitty and you have no respect for cat life! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I thought I made it perfectly clear, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | catnip was the highest priority |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want to see cats wherever I go! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want to snuggle with cats at my every destination, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to tease them with a ball of yarn or a laser pointer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we had to make a choice between the catnip and bones |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You were not authorized to make that decision, particularly because it was really about cats versus dogs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I do not understand why you prefer cats to dogs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't need to understand, and frankly I am insulted |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cats are better |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You'll never see a cat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | humping your leg, or licking its balls right before it licks your face. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Dogs chew up your things and get into the garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Gawd, I can't believe we are even having this conversation! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have always been clear about the divine nature of cats, and the demonic nature of dogs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's how things are |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If you love dogs so much, then maybe you should go join Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have explained my fear of a dog uprising |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am not a coward; a coward wouldn't do this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or have guns like these |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You must fix it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOU MUST FIX IT and do not show your face again until it is done |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If you do not, you will face horrors like you cannot even imagine |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And, no, it won't be anything like what we did to Charlie |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Bet your ass that it will be MUCH WORSE than what we did to Charlie |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You will suffer as I watch while smoking a blunt |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it's legal in this state |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How have I failed to make my point? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just unbelievable that anyone could think like this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's just off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick about that loan... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I did you a pretty solid favor, I thought that we were friends with similar loyalties, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and then you betrayed my basic tenets |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Payment is due. |
| 04:00 - 04:05 | <sigh> |
