| 00:00 - 00:03 | The buck you nick-named "Willie Mays" was spotted on trail cam here by the "Hoot Owl Creek" stand |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | However, you were in the BIg House stand sleeping and drooling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The buck wandered over to the neighboring property and was shot by T-Bone Turner |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Waddel was heard to say "the Bone Collectors strike again" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Rumor is that T-Bone shot the buck with his Gamo Whisper Fusion air rifle |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are airguns even legal to use to shoot deer? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | In archery season no less????? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | the DNR started a special "air gun" season |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Governors office enacted a "TV hunter" season |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Bone Collectors can hunt deer with a slingshot ot peashooter if they want to |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Waddel even dug a buremese tiger trap lined with pungee sticks for deer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anybody is this room owns any equipment with a Bone Collector logo....get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fargin' Bone Collector is everywhere |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I even saw that friggin' thing on my wifes box of tampons |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But that's not even what gets me the most upset |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What REALLY has me mad is CHARLES ALSHEIMER!!!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I scheduled my last week of vacation around his rut prediction |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If squirrels running through leaves is the rut, then my hunt was a success |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can watch those blasted tree rats in my back yard |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I came out to shoot a big buck |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Alsheimer says the rut is not a sprint, it's a...... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh save it!!!!Yeah, the rut is a not a sprint..... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Alsheimer says the rut is a marthon spurred to start by the moon.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Charlie and Wayne Laroche are crackpots!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The moon triggers the rut like it triggers my bowel movements |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Moon schmoon.....I'd like to show Charlie my moon |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I sat on from sunup to sundown for 6 days |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I would have done 7 straight days but Pennsylvania doesn't allow Sunday hunting |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who's to tell me when I can and can't hunt???? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You know what I say to that????? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Thanks Obama!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not being allowed to hunt on Sundays..... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's like Sonny without Cher |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or like Daisy Duke without her jean shorts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't stand those TV closeups of Nick Mundt |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What kind of name is Mundt anyway? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And what is up with Stan Potts' eyes??? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That Alsheimer has me so torqued up I can't even think straight |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bought doe pee and buck pee |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bought tarsal gland scent |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I tried peeing on my own hocks but I couldn't find my hocks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I made my own mock scrapes with my own pee |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But apparently eating asparagus is not good for mock scrapes... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I had to tell Charlie Alsheimer one thing.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'd tell him to change up that rut article |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It says the same thing year after year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've gotten more reliable information from Sports Afield and Fur Fish & Game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Another week of vacation down the tubes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wonder if Hadley Creek has any dates available for hunts.... |
