| 00:00 - 00:03 | The summer associate program has ended |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Evaluations have been turned in and they look good |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Keith received the hardest assignments and best reviews of any summer associate |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He made friends with many high-ranking partners |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He is also well liked by the associates |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good. He's sure to get an offer now. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When does the hiring committee plan to meet? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bob Kuzman called Keith this afternoon |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He didn't receive an offer, and the firm won't give him a reason why |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who graduated from law school before 2008 get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You've got to be fucking kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why bother having evaluations if they aren't going to use them? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Keith busted his ass all summer while those other fucks dicked around! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen to the firm? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Of course the fucking brown kid got a job offer! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He barely speaks English but nobody wants him to bomb the building! He can't even write a coherent memo! |
| 01:37 - 01:37 | Now Keith missed all the clerkship deadlines! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the firm did not make any guarantees of further employment |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They told Keith there would be employment for those who did good work |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are going through a merger and must conserve resources |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In this economy a no-offer is a death sentence! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There is no market for 3Ls! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And for what? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Profits per partner are $650k! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hiring Keith might reduce them to $649k? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And those fucking cunts who clerked with him! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The bitches weren't even good looking! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She's fucking married to Kurt Hammel |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That fucking faggot is almost 30 and still listens to Blink-182 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And what about Anne? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The partners invite her to all the functions and talk about how sweet she is |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then they fuck her over by putting her husband on the street. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this law school horse shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's time to firebomb this entire city |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That's the only way to fix this problem |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If there's no hope for the top 10% then why is the school still accepting applicants? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a scam! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Helga. You're still just a 1L. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's state-sanctioned fraud, but nobody cares! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Because the people who should care are making too much money on the law school illusion |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The poor kid doesn't stand a chance. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He missed all the clerkship deadlines because the fucking firm misled him. Now what? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If he opens his own practice he might still be able to break even |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There's always plaintiff's medical malpractice. |
