| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome all to this emergency meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Today we are here to discuss about Kenya |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Kenyans are now conquering new territories |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have become world champions in corruption |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are beating the Nigerians |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We all know where Kenya is on the map |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have googled it. Let's talk about what brought us here |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Corruption... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Corruption has reached epic proportions |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Kenyans are now breaking corruption records |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those not tainted by corruption remain in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the F@#K is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The British!! They left thieves in charge of that country |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But what did we expect? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They have been doing this for 52 years now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That's enough time to have it become part of their culture |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They need a blood transfusion from the Swedes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To get it out of their system |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How else do they get rid of this cancer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, they can start teaching ethics from nursery school |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too late for that... The babies have already suckled their corrupt mother's milk |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, we have very limited options here |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to hear that nonsense |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Something's gotta be done!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We can't just give up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We can't accept it as a way of life |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want a plan of action |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want it now!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hear they keep praying to God to save them from corruption |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If God created them in his ownimage and likeness |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He must be just as corrupt as the Kenyans |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Oops!! Did I say that? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We cannot expect divine intervention here. The solution has to come from within |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They need to figure out a better way |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now they are calling for Waiguru's resignation |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They have not been able to solve the million other corruption scandals |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do they think getting rid of Waiguru will solve all the country's ills? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They have to dig deeper |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Deeper into they hearts to change their ways |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or else they will suffer for generations |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Take it easy sister, they can do this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call Ruto |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell him he has to spearhead this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He's not the cleanest guy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But they gotta start somwhere |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Uhuru is too busy taking selfies |
