| 00:01 - 00:07 | A DOGGY ISN'T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | IT'S ALSO GOOD FOR CURRY ON BOXING DAY |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | POODLE MAKES VELY GOOD SOUP |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | AND TASTE NICE WITH CRISPY NODDLES |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | DOGGY DICK ON A STICK IS ALSO GOOD |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | YOU CAN DO SO MUCH WITH LEFT OVER POOCH |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | ONCE YOU HAVE TRIED IT YOU WILL LOVE IT |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | DACHSHUND COCK DIPPED IN LIGHT SOY SAUCE |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | IS SIMPLY DIVINE |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | MY KIDS ENJOY CHIHUAHUA BUM HOLE DUMPLINGS |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | THEY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | HAPPY DOG MUNCHING |
