00:00 - 00:03 | Once the PS4 has finished downloading episode 5. |
00:04 - 00:05 | we should be able to finally find out what Jefferson was up to, save Chloe. |
00:05 - 00:07 | And finally stop the storm from destroying Arcadia bay. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Our Intel tells us the Storm may be a manifestation of Max abusing her powers. |
00:12 - 00:15 | and that her initial use of her power to save Chloe in Episode 1 created the storm. |
00:17 - 00:19 | That was obvious from the Get-go. But of course Dontnod will give us various endings. |
00:19 - 00:21 | With the canon being a well made fully-developed, fleshed out ending that will give the fans a fulfilling happy ending culminating in a Pricefield romance. |
00:24 - 00:26 | mein fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Developers... only... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ...Only spent money and time on the ending where you let Chloe die. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They feel that this is probably the ending that makes the most sense. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who kissed Warren, Went Apes, or visited the boys locker room... get the fuck out of the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kissing me!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I didn't save Chloe time and time again |
01:18 - 01:23 | Just to find out that putting Max through all that was for nothing! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I didn't spend all that time with the only teenage girls I've ever given a shit about |
01:29 - 01:31 | Because I like teenagers! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I watched their relationship grow and blossom into this! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Just to throw it all away because the developers want me to |
01:37 - 01:40 | Max said, Chloe is her "Number one priority" god damn it! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuher, What about Chaos theory!? Warren says that saving Chloe created the storm |
01:42 - 01:46 | Thats a bunch of fucking Horse shit! She saw the storm before she even saved Chloe! |
01:46 - 01:48 | mein fuhrer, you get to finally kills Chloe it brings the story full circle! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Full circle my Ass! Max gets to kiss Chloe just because she'll never see her again! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Chloe stole my heart! |
01:56 - 01:57 | we deserve to see a fulfilling, well developed ending with both of these characters! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Not some fucking lame drive through Arcadia bay, and a pat on the shoulder |
02:00 - 02:03 | I understand that their budget was fucking garbage! |
02:04 - 02:08 | But Chloe and Max deserve better than that! |
02:08 - 02:13 | The fans deserve better than that! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I'd strangle Victoria Chase with a squirle tail |
02:17 - 02:21 | before I could accept that lame ending! Now I'm gunna be stuck at the decision screen permanently stalling! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I wouldn't have minded a ending where Max had to sacrafice her self... |
02:30 - 02:34 | To keep Chloe alive... because Max and "I" both loved her |
02:34 - 02:36 | But forcing me to Sacrafice Chloe for a kiss... |
02:41 - 02:42 | Its unacceptable. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I get they're not gunna kiss right away in the Truck! |
02:48 - 02:53 | But at the very least show us what happens after they leave Arcadia Bay |
02:54 - 02:56 | And who the fuck even died when we sacraficed the bay? |
02:56 - 02:59 | The Vortex Club Ass-hats and a couple old farts who've lived fulfilling lives!? |
03:00 - 03:02 | If I gotta kill Samuel so that Chloe and Max could be together, I think he'd understand. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, none of the squirrels would be hurt. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Who even gives a shit about season 2, when what we really want is those Pricefield feels |
03:19 - 03:23 | and they won't even appear in it. Which, makes sense in a way I guess... |
03:25 - 03:26 | ...Fuck it. |
03:31 - 03:33 | If they really care about the fans as much as they say they do... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe the retail release will have an epilogue? |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'd sell my house to give them the money to give me that, peace of mind. |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...I just need to see them happy together. |