| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now that we are all here let us review the cavy buying so far |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have spies stationed... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With every backyard breeder in the country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After weeks of exhaustive searching we have located |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The finest backyard bred fuzzy longhairs in the country |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the Hedon Texels, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When do I receive them? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The cavies..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They escaped from our cardboard holding cage |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They chewed their way to freedom |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every breeder who's won a BOB at the National leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What happened to the wire cages you idiots? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You put 5 State Show winners in a cardboard box! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those ninkempoops outside have all of the National winners |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They beat me every year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even in the pet class |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And all I have is a chewed up box! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you fools want me to purchase the fuzzy longhairs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | From the backyard breeders!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer they are show quality fuzzy longhairs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You twit, there is no such thing as show quality fuzzy longhairs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I was informed they have Hedon lines |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Hedon doesn't breed that fuzzy crap |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hedon breeds Champions!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For months I've sent you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to buy me quality cavies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you've returned with garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | In March you bought me a Dalmation with no spots |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then you got me a 9 year old boar with no hair |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And only one back leg |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And last month it was a sow with no freakin nipples |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's always been my dream to win at the National |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So exhibitors would come to me to buy stock to improve their stud |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And maybe I could be in the National Hall Of Fame |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The year is nearly over |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And the only decent chops I've seen are in the Woolies meat section |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The only litter I've had all year was on bin night! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The boars would rather play with their mirrors |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Than mate with any of their sows |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Can't we get some Viagra to get them in the mood? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Donna, maybe you can lend him your good Sheltie boar |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How much longer my club will tolerate my failure? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | For years I've promised the members champion stock |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I've bred nothing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not even a pet |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's time for me to make my mark at the National |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's time for the failures to stop |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Buy the fuzzy longhairs..... |
