| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our team played Stoke City yesterday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The game took place at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Britannia Stadium |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | on a cold night at Stoke |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And many of our fans had came to see the match |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our recent form has not been good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But I'm sure, we bounced back |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stoke.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stoke City defeated us 1-0 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Arnautovic scored for them in the 53rd minute |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who believe we can stay in the premier league next season, stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this supposed to mean? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are in fucking 16th position now |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Man City, Man United, Arsenal. All are at the top |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should have sacked that Mourinho long ago |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fuck Eden Hazard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My granny can play better than him |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Only way to get a trophy will be to win the Championship next season |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And where was John Terry during Training? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My furher, he said he wanted to learn cooking from your wife |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My wife doesn't know how to cook, you mutherfuckers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furher, but he has been learning since 10 weeks now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Before that he told me he was learning it from your wife |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He has been with all our wives |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tell that son of a bitch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to calm his small weiner down |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone in out team is fucking garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what's that ancient man doing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That fucking Diego Costa |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jermain Defoe has scored more goals than him |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He has the same goals as forever injured Daniel Sturridge |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't take this anymore |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I gave this team money from my own pocket |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We spent fucking 70 million this season |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Forget it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But that bastard John Terry has been fucking my wife for 10 weeks |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now this morning also he hasn't turned up for training |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That disgraceful son of a bitch |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now, send Pedro and Fabregas back to Spain |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And see that John Terry is kept in a prison cell |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he doesn't know about you and John |
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