| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok so with 7 days growth |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our hairy lips are starting to take shape. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Some even look like the shape of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With a couple more days Andy, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even yours will be looking pretty sweet, like this bit. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, at least its better that, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Smithy's baldy top lip. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Andy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Has ehh, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Smithy started growing one in the rest days. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its like a real Tache already. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Oh he has has he. Muppet |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was told he wasn't doing it. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking swore. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I didn't want to do this in the first place. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Its a fucking stupid idea. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who gives a fuck if its for charity. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fuck your fucking bum canal charity. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you I could only grow this stupid little inch wide |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ball tickler balancing under my nostrils. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Andy we all look stupid, calm down. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Calm down. I'll calm down ye ya dick. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Andy. Calm down. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking Smithy with his dirty tim tache. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're all wanks. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You fucking find that Smithy. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you tell the prick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to get that fucking furry mouse of his |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | shaved off his fucking boat race right now. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I see the fucking cunt and its still on there |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to stick my hand up his bum. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The cheeky fucking heavy growth growing showoff. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hanto ya dick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You've hurt me the most. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You promised me that it would be fun. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But its no. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Its without a doubt, the most embarrassing thing i've ever done in my life. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Lana had to tell her folks I'm was growing one. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cause they couldnae fucking see it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They laughed like fuck. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I ran out the room and cried. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Ross, your beard looks fine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not the only one though. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We all look like daft wallopers. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fairys. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Aye you Hanto. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Look at you rubbing your neck feeling for hair. Well you'll no find any. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Will ye? Ya baldy dick. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Smithy! |
