| 00:00 - 00:03 | and then the only change to the training programme |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is another Brigade HQ CAST |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Catterick |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | before we break for xmas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then prepare for the new Comd. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But why another CAST? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I thought all was in order |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Brigadier... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We...err... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We didn't meet the CT5 standard |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ex IRON RESOLVE was unsuccessful |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hall, Sands, Dangerfield, Cripps stay behind |
| 01:13 - 01:18 | What the fuck do you mean we didn't get to CT5? |
| 01:18 - 01:25 | Are you telling me you idiots couldn't even get through a simple planning process? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh fuck me ragged |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are supposed to be the tip of the logistic spear |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | JFSp(A) would have nailed this in their sleep |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet it was the frikkin useless G2 Cell |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and that Cockwomble Capt Town... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Brigadier, I think we just need a few more staff.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck do you know COS, you chip shop Yorkshire bellend |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Brigadier, I am from Nottinghamshire... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well that explains why you're such a clusterfuck |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jesus H Christ |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What was that shiny-headed dildo Waddington doing? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | waving his laser pointer like he's got Parkinson's |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | really Reg? there's a road there? and its MLC 100? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well fuck me sideways - I would never have guessed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | As for Charles Dickens - a word to wise parents |
| 02:14 - 02:18 | Unless you are certain that your child is going to be the author of his generation |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | Don't call him fecking "Charles Dickens" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought Radcliffe might have rescued it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | thought he might have brought some Coldsteam panache |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | but I endured his smell of fox piss and twiglets for nothing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Arrgh Fucking Hell |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Shame he is not as bright as his hair |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now I am going to miss my 10th ski trip of the year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and have to record the rugby |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I mean what the fuck were the DComds doing? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I know...boring on about Abingdon Station. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's OK, Gav Shelton has gone to fetch doughnuts. |
| 03:14 - 03:19 | I don't think I have the energy to spend another week with Cuccio |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | I mean his hair cut is OK, but he is camper than a row of tents... |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | the Ass Clown |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But still, it could be worse... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could be going to Army HQ |
| 03:46 - 03:52 | to head up the CSS Capability Directorate |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | That would be a kick in the plums |
