izzy is dizzy
252 views • 11/7/2015
izzy is confused
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Izzy, be advised, the Inspector has learned you are out looking for challenge coins on Department time. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is going to begin reviewing video of our facility |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He told all the Captains to watch what you are doing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He knows you are not really spending that much time at Erie |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He requested his ICO to begin following you at all times. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can just say I was out doing stuff for the Club. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Buying yodels and ring dings...stuff like that. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Izzy.......... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you should know.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The auction sergeant used to work for him, and has told him the truth about you. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Inspector now knows you are completely useless. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that doesn't speak spanish should leave the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What am I going to do now??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm a total moron!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't go back to trying to do REAL police work!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do you think I volunteered for IAB?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have the captain COMPLETELY fooled!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She actually thinks I know what I'm doing!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't compare to any other Lieutenant around here! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL N-Y-P-D |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you were able to clean up Erie basin... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Raul |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But izzy, it can't be that bad... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How am I going to continue to scam 30 hours a month?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHERE'S MALDONADO????? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't go back to patrol... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I couldn't even handle a slow desk like the 84 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They once asked me to go to traffic stat and I shit my pants |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you know how hard it is to find a new pair of underwear without someone suspecting something? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How can I explain what my function here is to someone that only speaks english??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I don't know the difference between a ro-tow and a forfeiture |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 151 days? What's that? The amount of tours I spent looking for challenge coins?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Have you seen Frank? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wait and I wait and I wait ALL DAY FOR PAUL TO LEAVE so i can harass the auction team. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now they're not afraid of me... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they're all so much more competent than I am... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BAD MOUTH THEM TO THE CAPTAIN, THEY GET GOOD RESULTS AND I CAN'T MAKE THEM LOOK BAD. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least when Alvin was here I wasn't the dumbest or the laziest... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but now there's no more hiding... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even if I go to Erie every single day... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Inspector saw my challenge coin case on the wall |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You better put in a 57 Maldonado, the sergeants will be after you if he leaves.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He knows I put in a work order for SOMEONE ELSE to hang it up... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's too late...no matter how many challenge coins I get... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm incompetent... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call Maldonado.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | tell him I can't sign his 28 and we can't go to Vegas together... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll have to stay here and sign off some auction files... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to have to go to corp counsel when I get sued for selling an arrest evidence vehicle... |
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