| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have just got word from the village |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A man with a dodgy comb over haircut style |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Has been seen walking two huskys |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One of the dogs had really fucked up eyes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He stopped for a bottle of bucky at the shops just here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah that will be the jamesy lawd |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With the funny haircut |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jamesy..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jamesy did not scoop the poop |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was fucking huge.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Blag me some rum, a kite, yogurt, crisps and bog roll.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking dog shite!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm sick of standing in fucking dog shite!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How fucking dare he leave that steaming pile of dog shite!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wait till I see that wee bastard. .. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should trail that wee cunt down to the council... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Make him Eat it n drink it down with dog piss!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should be able to walk in the park |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Without the risk of standing on a fucking IED!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader it's only dog shit... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your bake ya wee bastard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader. . Wind your neck in. .. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You fucking what? I hate this fucking pen |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go get me a new one! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | One of the ones that write in space! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then in gonna stab you in the fucking eye with it! ! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Right before I've removed my boot from your asshole!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And as for the rest of you wee bastards outside |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Next one of you that pisses on the toilet seat I'll break your legs!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard is it to lift the fucking toilet seat up ffs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick to the back teeth of sitting on all your wet pish |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Pack of dirty bastards |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | B coy has went to the dogs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pack of fucking mongoloids |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now I've realised |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've wasted my Saturday night writing captions to fit in this parody |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm snapped with the whole thing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's took over two fucking hours ffs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could of been stump blasting some slut |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Giving her the best 2 minutes of her life |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep it together. Woman da fuck up |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope your all having a good laugh |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What a waste of 2 hours |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm a prick. Full on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now im gonna go the fridge n get me a cold beer. Maybe phone a whore... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll pop a viagra in me 20 minutes before she calls |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Encase I get floppy cock |
