| 00:00 - 00:10 | We rolled 10 premium contracts, and acquired 2 Vanes, Arona |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | and a Brave Dog |
| 00:16 - 00:22 | It's fine, we have the No.9's. Roll 10 more contracts |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Furher, |
| 00:26 - 00:30 | the No.9's... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | We retired the No.9's |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | We needed the extra hero space |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone 4 stars and below, get out |
| 01:12 - 01:16 | I was collecting those No.9's! |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | Many would kill for No.9's! |
| 01:19 - 01:27 | The fuck am I supposed to do with 2 Vanes and a Brave Dog?! |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | I'm up to my loins in Roman Soldiers and Crows... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and you retire No.9! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | You incompetents also gave me 20 Nurspy SBWs rather than Himiko or Mew... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I cannot permit you to insult Nurspy, she is a decent offensive priest! |
| 01:42 - 01:43 | She is useless! |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | Breaking my back with her F/F SBWs |
| 01:45 - 01:48 | Don't insult my waifu! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your waifu is shit! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Everytime! |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Everytime I visit that traitorous whoreson Fergus |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | He makes me another Nurspy or F/F SBW! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I roll another F/F old orb... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll shove it right up his ass! |
| 02:13 - 02:22 | After farming 30 old orbs, you'd think I'd get a fucking Himiko SBW! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was a Himiko weapon |
| 02:29 - 02:36 | Even an A/F Mew or Nightingale would have been fine |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But RNG... |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | RNG keeps bending me over and kicking me in the ass! |
| 02:48 - 02:55 | This is ridiculous! I should have invested in staves |
| 02:55 - 02:58 | Maybe then I could have gotten a decent weapon with Atk/Atk |
| 02:59 - 03:03 | rather than this worthless A/F Yeo! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, A/F Yeo is not that bad |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I just wanted one Himiko SBW |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | Under these circumstances, I can't beat Soltar or complete my pokedex |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:44 | And if you think I'll be satisfied with a free premium contract or two |
| 03:44 - 03:49 | you are seriously mistaken |
| 03:53 - 03:54 | Maybe two. |
