| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are completely surrounded, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Allies are marching towards us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and there is nothing we can do |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are 3 days away, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | basically we are waiting for our deaths. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least i can read while i wait for them, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | go get my Kindle |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the battery on the Kindle has run out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Stalin has had the charger since you were allies. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wasn't with me in Russia with Stalin, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT WERE YOU ALL THINKING! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | LETTING HIM KEEP THE CHARGER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHO NEED TO BE TOLD EVERYTHING! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I THOUGHT YOU ALL WENT TO SCHOOL! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I THOUGHT YOU COULD ALL THINK! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you're the one who offered it to him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO GET A NEW ONE? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader I thought it was a gift |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM BUYING ANOTHER ONE? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S ONLY $12.00! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU CAN EVEN ORDER IT ONLINE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | EBAY, TARGET, AMAZON |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL OFFER FREE DELIVERY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IT'S AS SIMPLE AS POINT AND CLICK! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND YOU CAN PAY WITH PAYPAL |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IS IT SO HARD? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO ORDER ANOTHER ONE ONLINE? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is why I like books, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love the feel of the pages, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A book never runs out of battery. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But you told me, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You told me that a Kindle can hold hundreds of books |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and that it is more convenient to use, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and I listened, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I listen to your reasons, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I turned my back on books. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's true, a book never runs out of battery. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wished brought my books to the bunker, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could enjoy my last few days, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | while I waited for death |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's too late now, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bought that Kindle with no thought to it's battery life, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | thinking only about it's storage. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Books are just better |
