| 00:00 - 00:03 | According to your checklist these are the funkeys you don't need. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kijiji has shown lots avalible |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One has some pretty rare funkeys and paintables, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the other one has a Lucky and Snipe. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We don't need these lots. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We're getting borderpc's. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Noah... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The lot... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Borderpc's lot sold for solid price, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | whole thing, 2 hours ago. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with Paradox green funkeys, all twinxes, or daydream oasis funkeys, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's not FUCKING FAIR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S LIKE EVERY FUNKEY I CRITICALLY NEED ISN'T AVALIBLE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's funny how Josh worries about having all of them, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and Lizzy just fucking ships them all |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and Levy doesn't even need any funkeys! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I can buy them easily, but my parents won't even let me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...because I'm spending my "hard-earned money!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...that I was s'posed to SPEND ON PRESENTS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Noah, you have plenty of other options. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT OPTIONS?! Buying individual funkeys is way too expensive! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Noah, you can't spend that much money. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All the money I have was s'posed to be spent my OWN WAY. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't ask for much! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why is it that when I finally wanna spend my money |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you suddenly think it's a fucking problem? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have 300 dollars given to me as an alternative to a present I wouldn't want! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're locking me in a paradox! What do you want me to do?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You wanted me to do something with this money so I'M DOING IT NOW! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | JUST LET ME DO THIS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is a perfect situation for me to handle on my own! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If my money is meant to be spent on my own presents, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll use it for its purpose. Right fucking now. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is what I want to spend it on! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why stop me? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY GET IN THE WAY? WHY REASON ME OTHERWISE?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | These funkeys are like the late presents from all the birthdays people didn't give me an actual present. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And all the passovers where I got money. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What the fuck else am I gonna spend it on? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MY GODDAMN COLLEGE FUND?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Twinx, be calm. Mom will get here somehow. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think I've made myself clear. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But you've distracted me from the point. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Borderpc's... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Borderpc's lot would have been perfect. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess now, we go to plan B. Get the kijiji lots. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And paint the spares. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just want some funkeys. |
